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PoyzenJam's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,175 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/9/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/9/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/9/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 10/31/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 10/30/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 10/30/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 10/30/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 10/30/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/13 (135/155 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Here is Mommy! Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points
Get Crow Death
The Flamer Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert Unlocked 10/23/09
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 11/18 (215/500 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Beluga Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Bloodshot Unlocked 10/25/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles 25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 12/6/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 12/6/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 12/6/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)